CREATING NEW E-BOOK DESIGN - 04/25/2025
Written for Seasoned Minds (18+):
Enter at Your Own Risk for an Entertaining Time-Filler & Healing Vibes
*There are No Refunds for This Wild-Ride-of-Wordplay.
WORD COUNT: ~53,500
If you’re brave enough to soak in RTFUA in all its raw, unfiltered madness, you’ll need an eBook app to handle the heat. The preview screenshots are from AQUILE READER (Microsoft App Store), but it also plays nice with Google Books and Apple Books—reader’s choice.
Once you hit purchase, you will have an immediate download option, or keep your eyes on your inbox—your download link (EPUB format) will arrive there. You have 24 hours before the link evaporates like a brilliant comeback you thought of too late.
Missed the download window?
Don’t panic. Just email me at pelicanstellinporkies@gmail.com using the same email from your order, and I’ll send a fresh link your way (to that email only).
Thank you for backing my uncaged creation. Your support feeds the frenzy, ensuring the chaos continues in future verbal storms.
With gratitude and sass-i-tude,
Monique
Written for Seasoned Minds (18+):
Enter at Your Own Risk for an Entertaining Time-Filler & Healing Vibes
*There are No Refunds for This Wild-Ride-of-Wordplay.
WORD COUNT: ~53,500
If you’re brave enough to soak in RTFUA in all its raw, unfiltered madness, you’ll need an eBook app to handle the heat. The preview screenshots are from AQUILE READER (Microsoft App Store), but it also plays nice with Google Books and Apple Books—reader’s choice.
Once you hit purchase, you will have an immediate download option, or keep your eyes on your inbox—your download link (EPUB format) will arrive there. You have 24 hours before the link evaporates like a brilliant comeback you thought of too late.
Missed the download window?
Don’t panic. Just email me at pelicanstellinporkies@gmail.com using the same email from your order, and I’ll send a fresh link your way (to that email only).
Thank you for backing my uncaged creation. Your support feeds the frenzy, ensuring the chaos continues in future verbal storms.
With gratitude and sass-i-tude,
Monique
Written for Seasoned Minds (18+):
Enter at Your Own Risk for an Entertaining Time-Filler & Healing Vibes
*There are No Refunds for This Wild-Ride-of-Wordplay.
WORD COUNT: ~53,500
If you’re brave enough to soak in RTFUA in all its raw, unfiltered madness, you’ll need an eBook app to handle the heat. The preview screenshots are from AQUILE READER (Microsoft App Store), but it also plays nice with Google Books and Apple Books—reader’s choice.
Once you hit purchase, you will have an immediate download option, or keep your eyes on your inbox—your download link (EPUB format) will arrive there. You have 24 hours before the link evaporates like a brilliant comeback you thought of too late.
Missed the download window?
Don’t panic. Just email me at pelicanstellinporkies@gmail.com using the same email from your order, and I’ll send a fresh link your way (to that email only).
Thank you for backing my uncaged creation. Your support feeds the frenzy, ensuring the chaos continues in future verbal storms.
With gratitude and sass-i-tude,
Monique