*There are No Refunds for This Wild-Ride-of-Wordplay. (tax included)
WORD COUNT: ~52,110
The preview screenshots are from Apple Books on a Mac, but it plays just as nice with Google Books and other EPUB apps—reader’s choice. You can adjust font, text size, lighting, and even switch to blackout mode in both Apple and Google Book apps—original theme shown in snapshots.
Once purchased, you will have an immediate download option, or keep your eyes on your inbox—your download link (EPUB format) will arrive there. (Any questions you may email me at pelicanstellinporkies@gmail.com . Or contact me @BoldChaosTheory on “X” or Insta.)
This book embraces dark humor, drug references, adult themes, profanity and original metaphors that hit hard with bold precision. All woven together with sharp truth, disguised with “conspiracies,” political satire, biting parody, and a heavy dose of sarcasm—challenging perceptions while delivering authentic conviction.
If I had to choose my top favorite chapters, they’d be:
Tellin’ Porkies—Crocodile Smile Theory
Royal Hell—Monterey police corruption
Sup Psychologists? I am Damaged Goods—The ugly effects of childhood trauma and unresolved issues—told with a comedic spin.
When the Truth Erupts… What If?—The full breakdown: public companies that scam us with a false sense of safety, unethical cops and then some.
Light Switch Mentality
Unsolicited Advice
Karma Will Be There For You
Tired of My Own Shit
BFD³
True Forgiveness
You Got Me Twisted
Thank you for backing my uncaged creation. Your support feeds the frenzy, ensuring the chaos continues in future verbal storms.
With gratitude and sass-i-tude,
Monique
*There are No Refunds for This Wild-Ride-of-Wordplay. (tax included)
WORD COUNT: ~52,110
The preview screenshots are from Apple Books on a Mac, but it plays just as nice with Google Books and other EPUB apps—reader’s choice. You can adjust font, text size, lighting, and even switch to blackout mode in both Apple and Google Book apps—original theme shown in snapshots.
Once purchased, you will have an immediate download option, or keep your eyes on your inbox—your download link (EPUB format) will arrive there. (Any questions you may email me at pelicanstellinporkies@gmail.com . Or contact me @BoldChaosTheory on “X” or Insta.)
This book embraces dark humor, drug references, adult themes, profanity and original metaphors that hit hard with bold precision. All woven together with sharp truth, disguised with “conspiracies,” political satire, biting parody, and a heavy dose of sarcasm—challenging perceptions while delivering authentic conviction.
If I had to choose my top favorite chapters, they’d be:
Tellin’ Porkies—Crocodile Smile Theory
Royal Hell—Monterey police corruption
Sup Psychologists? I am Damaged Goods—The ugly effects of childhood trauma and unresolved issues—told with a comedic spin.
When the Truth Erupts… What If?—The full breakdown: public companies that scam us with a false sense of safety, unethical cops and then some.
Light Switch Mentality
Unsolicited Advice
Karma Will Be There For You
Tired of My Own Shit
BFD³
True Forgiveness
You Got Me Twisted
Thank you for backing my uncaged creation. Your support feeds the frenzy, ensuring the chaos continues in future verbal storms.
With gratitude and sass-i-tude,
Monique