Uncle Sam’s Gag Orders on Dog Doors…

Exploring the uneasy intersection of digital surveillance, content moderation, and constitutional rights in the modern internet era. Blending dark humor with legal theory, it questions how privacy, platform policies, and government influence blur into a single opaque system—one where shadow banning, selective enforcement, and “community guidelines” quietly replace transparent due process.

Examining the lack of public reporting on surveillance authorities due to gag orders on this compelled compliance or assistance, and the cultural contradictions of “privacy-first” technology. It is time to think critically about how the powers that be operate when private platforms and public institutions become indistinguishable—as those that speak up suffer algorithmic silence.